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Sleuth reports on the hot branding news revealing people have lost their minds
Week 26: in which Sleuth eats cholera sandwiches in a drain
Week 24 in which Sleuth decides to build a bunker and stockpile food
Week 20: Let's say nice things about everything all the time and drink good cut-price wine
Week 18: Sleuth and the power of attorney puzzle
Week 17: Exercise bike. Skis. Coffin. And so it goes...
Week 14: in which Sleuth encounters an inexplicable triptych
Enough is enough, as pioneering new funding initiative launched
Solution will involve cattle grids and a detention compound
Sleuth gets accused of being homostonophobic by, er, Manchester's pavements
Week 11: Sleuth gets to the bottom of the Regent Road chaos
Week 10: Sleuth and the satisfaction of graffiti progression
Week 9: Sleuth and the out-and-out trolley winner 2019
Week 8: Sleuth gets tied up at the Racquets Club
Sleuth continues his 'Interviews with Inanimate Objects' - this time it's Manchester's premiere big entertainment...
Week 6: Sleuth enjoys a spit roast in Cragg Vale
Sleuth continues his 'Interviews with Inanimate Objects' - this time it's everyone's favourite public space
Week 4: plus, are these the most Manc footprints ever?
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FilterUMIST site renamed Sister: other central areas to be called Mummy and Nan
Sleuth reports on the hot branding news revealing people have lost their minds
Sleuth: Piccadilly picnics, funny graffiti and traffic madness
Week 26: in which Sleuth eats cholera sandwiches in a drain
Sleuth: Mancunian predicts end of civilisation, chattering architects, beggars belief and other...
Week 24 in which Sleuth decides to build a bunker and stockpile food
Sleuth: Boris Johnson in new Manchester job, Oxford Rd deer fined and Neighbourhood tells it as it...
Week 20: Let's say nice things about everything all the time and drink good cut-price wine
Sleuth: Gav Williamson for Northern Powerhouse, crap hotel idea and new artwork massacred
Week 18: Sleuth and the power of attorney puzzle
Sleuth: Biffa piss-take, continence convention and the best Manchester photo ever
Week 17: Exercise bike. Skis. Coffin. And so it goes...
Sleuth: Silly toilet correctness, Deansgate streaker and a German AssMann
Week 14: in which Sleuth encounters an inexplicable triptych
Council reveal solution to Regent Road works misery
Enough is enough, as pioneering new funding initiative launched
Northern Quarter to discourage stag and hen parties with new measures
Solution will involve cattle grids and a detention compound
Interviews with Inanimate Objects: Manchester’s Pavements
Sleuth gets accused of being homostonophobic by, er, Manchester's pavements
Sleuth: Brexit Chaos, Traffic Chaos, MIPIM Genius, FC Schalke 04
Week 11: Sleuth gets to the bottom of the Regent Road chaos
Sleuth - Neville's new plans for St Michael's, that Piccadilly Gardens wall and Samchester
Week 10: Sleuth and the satisfaction of graffiti progression
Sleuth: Apostrophe abuse, 215-year-old plugs and a really grumpy architect
Week 9: Sleuth and the out-and-out trolley winner 2019
Sleuth - Hot Love in Northenden, Canal Water Stolen, Lily Allen
Week 8: Sleuth gets tied up at the Racquets Club
An interview with... The Printworks
Sleuth continues his 'Interviews with Inanimate Objects' - this time it's Manchester's premiere big entertainment...
Sleuth: Beetham's big bill, massive pig arse and a Brexit prayer
Week 6: Sleuth enjoys a spit roast in Cragg Vale
An interview with... Piccadilly Gardens
Sleuth continues his 'Interviews with Inanimate Objects' - this time it's everyone's favourite public space
Sleuth: ABBA in Chorlton, gonorrhoea and a very stupid burglar
Week 4: plus, are these the most Manc footprints ever?