AFTER an extensive poll of more than 20,526 Mancunians, Confidential can exclusively and shockingly reveal the city has decided to quit Europe by an overwhelming majority. 

It's goodbye to Europe for Manchester

“It’s clear,” said one individual, “that neither of our clubs want Champions League football anymore. United have Louis Van Gaal at the helm and don’t appear as though a top four finish is something they really want in the Premier League.

"Meanwhile City also look unlikely to achieve a fourth place, and also look unlikely to progress this year unless the whole team votes with their feet a clear ‘in’ when they go to Paris next week.”

Confidential has learned the city’s teams might prefer a top six place in a ‘second-tier, two speed’ Europa League next year along with teams from Norway, Switzerland and Sturgeonland.

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