SO there's this multi-level mural in the Piccadilly Hotel with which I'm obsessed.
There's an echo here of something, some kind of romance in this concrete monster, still a spirit of "Yeah, man, it's all going be all right, it's all going to be cool."
Resin, mosaic, pebble, bottle-top - anything that the artist William Mitchell had to hand in 1965. Looking hard at the surface there may even be loads of 'acid' tabs stuck in there, because that's what all sixties artists were on, weren't they?
Hidden wonder in Piccadilly Hotel
I wrote about William Mitchell (click here), but Hayley Flynn's article is better. (click here).
In the mural you can make out domes, peacocks, rainbows and buildings, which could mean anything or nothing.
2013 bland interiorsWhat you have to love is the sheer verve and ambition of the Piccadilly Hotel management of the sixties in commissioning the astonishing five floor high artwork.
It's almost a challenge thrown down to the present owners and operators of Manchester hotels saying, "Could you ever think this big?"
Sadly, you need to be on acid in the rest of the hotel to enjoy the place.
Most of the sixties flash has been ripped out leaving only hints of the structure that was once one of the most luxurious hotels in Europe. Now the public areas are laden with mass produced 'abstract' artworks that are so mediocre and so pedestrian a Knutsford teashop would close itself down for shame.
Piccadilly Hotel, on the left, and plaza - 1960s postcard
Yet I can't help returning.
I love the way the crazy place has a reception at the fourth floor level because of course, by 2013, the optimistic sixties thought we'd all be travelling around with individual jetpacks or in helicars.
The bar and the restaurant is the level above, or maybe two levels it gets confusing. From the restaurant there's a glorious view into Piccadilly Gardens which despite being partially wrecked by the unfortunate and grim One Piccadilly building, still provides living TV for diners.
The buses and trams move like clockwork toys, the tiny people scurry round, the Starflyer (click here) spins up and down, and between the buildings on Oldham Street, the Pennines can be glimpsed, field walls and all.
The food on a previous visit a year or so ago would have made a transport cafe owner proud for its lack of sophistication, but this time it was acceptable, very good in places.
Not that it started well.
A glazed fresh fig, mozzarella, herb salad and honey vinaigrette (£5.95) was deeply average, large in scale, low in quality - a thrown together dish. There's simple and careless.
A prawn and crayfish cocktail (£6.25) with lettuce, spiced Marie Rose sauce and brown sliced bread from Warburtons or Hovis, was as functional as the most Modernist of ultilitarian sixties' buildings. Dull again.
The mains showed the chef has talent when he applies it.
The sea bass (£16.25) was described by my dining companion as 'surprisingly nuanced' with its lively bedfellows of chorizo, creamed Savoy cabbage, crispy leeks and Parmentier potatoes. She thought it the best sea bass she'd had in the city for a long time.
The belly pork (£15.25) was excellent. It was well timed flesh with good crackling, excellent gratin potatoes and bolstering parsnips. I'd go back for that. It was a sturdy and hearty food with no little skill applied.
At the same time it was good to realise that in Manchester there are other things to eat than burgers (although there are five burgers on the menu) and that pork doesn't always have to be pulled.
A chocolate salted caramel torte (£5.50) was a decent blast of salty sweetness to round things off, but was unbalanced by the cream and the orange stuck at one end.
Service from Czech Republic Martin was professional and informed, delivered with a smile. The manager should give him a bonus for his unobtrusive up-selling.
We had to dine in the bar area, rather than the dedicated restaurant bit of the high-in-the-sky dining room, because that was filled with conference folk chattering away.
The bar area has the world's perfect storm of a motorway service station carpet. It's as if hotel bosses asked for a really bland interior for the Brasserie, and when the interior designers delivered, there were intakes of breath, a round of applause, and statements such as "You've outdone yourself with that bit of weave". Probably a gong was given out during the Hotel Design Awards sponsored by Travelodge.
If I were the manager, I'd be onto Head Office for a bit of refurb money.
I'd get rid of the world's worst carpet, darken the wood veneer on the walls, buy new furniture, lose some of the irritating TVs, lay the brasserie section with linen (Martin had a lovely picture of it dressed with linen for Valentine's Day), get a couple of local ales propped on the bar, improve the wine list, and get better ingredients in for the chef, ask him to bake his own bread.
In fact I'd give the chef six months to prove himself. This place could be a real destination for Mancunians. It whiffs of unrealised potential. It needs to match the aspiration of the Mitchell mural.
Like I say though, I can't help coming back.
There's an echo here of something, some kind of romance in this concrete monster, still a spirit of "Yeah, man, it's all going be all right, it's all going to be cool." (This is captured well in another article by Hayley Flynn here.)
When this place was being built on blitz rubble, Manchester was smoke-blackened but going through a sixties mini-boom. United had started to be glamorous, Manchester bands such as The Hollies were becoming famous, and the city was still a major world manufacturing centre. There was even a coal mine, almost 3,000 feet deep, where the Etihad Stadium presently stands.
Piccadilly Hotel site sfter the 1940 blitz
At the same - it must be remembered - those sixties dreamers were delivering through misplaced good intentions, the inhuman Hulme Crescents and the disaster of Fort Ardwick. Whereas Piccadilly Hotel is a happy example of concrete addiction, the housing shemes were a blight on all who had to live in those concrete warrens.
As we dined in Arts Brasserie, Margaret Thatcher's funeral played on the TV. Her time, the eighties would be when the full horror of the Crescents was realised, and when industry died - hurried to its grave by the Iron Lady's policies.
There is nothing as weird as the recent past.
There's nothing as weird in Manchester as dining in Arts Brasserie in Piccadilly Hotel.
I recommend having a go. And if you try it, make sure you spend a bit of time on the stairs with the mural as well.
Bottle tops in the Mitchell mural
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Arts Brasserie, Mercure Manchester Piccadilly Hotel, Portland St, Piccadilly Plaza, City, M1 4PH, 0844 815 9024
Rating: 13.5/20
Food: 6.5/10 (prawn cocktail 6, figs 6, sea bass 7, belly pork 7.5, chocolate pudd 6)
Service: 4/5 (All down to Martin from the Czech Republic, the waiter, who has his mother over this weekend so be nice.)
Ambience: 3/5 (All four points for the view, if you sit right next to the window, no points for any other ambience enhancing qualities)