IT was dark at 1pm but intimate. Wings, in Lincoln Square, had the blinds down. The terracotta warriors guarded us in a warm twilight. The Christmas markets pulsed outside.
Bite and crunch to get into the thick moist meat which was squid cuddling a core of prawn. Lots of rich seasoning, lots of lip-smacking food joy. Folks rush in and get these. Flavour and fire. Ka-pow!
Apparently the reason for the dropped blinds, even at lunch, is that dirty, grubby smokers from the offices above puff away in the arcade immediately outside. This can easily put a man off his sizzling duck, so Mr Wing, proprietor and plate collector, has turned his restaurant in on itself.
Mr Wing has an extensive collection of plates signed by celebrities and frequent customers. He probably wished he'd just got them to sign pieces of paper, less expensive that way.
This works well enough in cocooning the customers, although whether that would be the case on a bright sunny summer's day is open to debate.
As it is, the interior of Wings is pleasant enough in light wood tones with proper table cloths (very nice) and a weirdly beguiling child-like mural of Hong Kong covered with the names of Manchester companies.
The food is mainly Cantonese and there's nothing much wrong with it.
The Asian Dim Sum (£7.60) was a lovely entree with one element that was truly outstanding. The Vietnamese spring roll under a lattice of gloriously delicate batter was sublime. I could have eaten ten of the things all in one go, stuffed them in my mouth and had bits falling out of the corners.
Platter, Vietnamese spring roll on the left, saying, "Hello, I love you."
Next up were the steamed king prawns (£14.50) in their shells with garlic, and soy sauce but best of all coriander. This gave the whole delicate dish character, lifted the senses, gave the food, the room, the restaurant, a sort of magical clarity. It was like drugs. But then I really do love coriander, just like everybody else with any sense.
Better again was the salt and pepper squid (£20.90). Expensive but oh mother, this was a goodie. Bite and crunch to get into the thick moist meat which was squid cuddling a core of prawn. Lots of rich seasoning, lots of lip-smacking food joy. Folks rush in and get these. Flavour and fire. Ka-pow!
In fact I'd love to buy a bag of these as street food and wander around the city, sighing and looking at baubles painted with snowy scenes in the Christmas markets. Not sure why, but I just feel it'd be a deeply pleasant, unhurried, pastime. Like stamp collecting in the high Alpine valleys.
A duck dish (£11.90) with orange sauce was less good, in fact it was poor, a slobby, msg mess of clumsy flavours - although the flesh of the duck had been timed well.
Two other dishes, one of bamboo fungus (£14.90) and minced prawn and the other of Lo Han vegetables (£9.90) in the Wings Specials section, were nice, rather than exciting. They both needed more edge, something extra, to really engage the interest.
The rice was excellent on both review visits, tacky and tasty.
As for the service, this was diffident and cautious, but came to life when the waiters were asked questions.
Our lad with the dim sum platter, when prompted, told us which sauce we should put with which ‘heavenly morsel’ and even told us not to use any with the Vietnamese spring rolls.
He also asked whether we wanted a bowl or a plate. "With the food we’ve ordered", I asked, "which would you go for?". He told us plate on the first visit and bowl on the second. Same with the rice. "Fried rice, or boiled?" we'd asked. "The Chinese would have boiled rice," he said. So we did and thus found more flavour from the main events.
The only downside was the way the rice and the wine were kept separate from the booth tables we were in and out of our reach.
On one occasion I yearned for rice but trapped in the booth I had to stand and wave to get attention. I appreciate the gesture of being prolifically attended upon, but when this fails and the waiters' attention has wandered, you can be left stranded. Wings would be better to just slap the rice and wine on the table and let us sort ourselves out.
Overall though, the two visits I made were dandy.
The food was very delicate, light and finessed, although we had gone for fish, veg and seafood rather than anything involving a cow, a pig or a chicken. We had eaten the duck and that had waddled off the table into a swamp of disillusionment. So maybe we’d done the right thing. Maybe the denizens of salty H2O is what's Wings' thing.
By the way we also chugged through on the first visit a fruity, spicy and utterly superb Gewurtztraminer at £27.90.
One of the reasons for this visit was that The Sunday Times had put it in their list of the top 200 restaurants in the country. I’m not sure about that, but I am certain that I’ve had two tranquil, almost elegant, dining experiences there in the last week.
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Wings, Heron House 1 Lincoln Square, Manchester M2 5LN
0161 834 9000
Rating: 14.12/20
Food: 7.12/10 (Asian Dim Sum platter 7, bamboo fungus and minced prawn 7, Lo Han vegetables 6, rice 8, wonton crackers with chili 8, salt and pepper squid 8, duck 6, steamed king prawns in shell 7.)
Service: 4/5
Ambience: 3/5
Blinds are down, smokers are smoking nearby
Wonton crackers are genius with the chilli
Mr Nice Man Wine