KELLY Ormesher, one of the very most useful people in the world took a trip to Berkshire last weekend.
She went to Heston Blumenthal's Fat Duck and found it terrible.
Rubbish.
A nightmare.
Just joking. She adored the place.
Because we know you love food here's a gallery of the nosh Kelly enjoyed.
By the way the meal cost £180 each plus 12.5% service charge, an arm, a leg, and a large intake of breath.
Beetroot delight
Nitro Poached Aperatif: Vodka and Lime Sour
Red Cabbage Gazpacho
Each packet contained a strip to put on your tongue
Jelly of Quail, Crayfish Cream: Chicken Liver Parfait, Oak Moss and Truffle Toast
Snail Porridge
Roast Foie Gras: Barberry, Braised Kombu and Crab Biscuit
The story of Mock Turtle Soup
Mad Hatter's Tea Party
Dissolving pocket watch
Mad Hatter's Tea Party: Mock Turtle Soup, Pocket Watch and Toast Sandwich
Sound of the Sea. Yes that's an iPod in a shell
Sound of the Sea: An edible beach
Salmon Poached in Liquorice Gel: Artichokes, Vanilla Mayonaise and Golden Trout Roe
The Duck: Bay, Blood Pudding and Umbles (one of my favourites)
The best mash I've ever tasted
Hot and Iced Tea: The most bizarre thing
Hojicha Tea Ice Cream Cornet
Clove Caramelised Blackberries
The 'BFG': Black Forest Gateau (My favourite)
Whisk(e)y Wine Gums
Like a Kid in a Sweet Shop
Edible white chocolate card
Coconut Baccy
Aerated Chocolate: Mandarin Jelly
Apple Pie Caramel with an Edible Wrapper
