ALADDIN looks like a Turkish granny’s front room.
Sure, it could do with a refurb, but like your gran’s front room, it’s perfect just the way it is.
There are clashing carpets and cat tapestries, pictures of historic ruins and fake bricks everywhere. I don’t even know if they still make Aladdin’s funny little light fittings any more. But everyone loves the place.
The restaurant is so rammed that we have to wait over an hour for a table - and I’m still kicking myself for forgetting to book a table when I bump into the chef Mary Ellen McTague after dinner. “I LOVE Aladdin,” she raves. “The food is great – plus you can bring your own wine with you and go mad!”
Aladdin: everyone loves the place
Despite its popularity, the menu’s changed little since Aladdin opened in 1988. It remains impressively compact - confident even. Small plates (meze) rove across the Middle East stopping off in Lebanon, Syria, Israel, Palestine and Turkey. As well as hummous, there are bready salads, piles of grains and parsley and baked or fried parcels like kibbeh (croquettes of bulghur wheat or potato, stuffed with mince or veg), bourak and falafel. Meze take up about 70 percent of the menu, yet kebabs, rice pots and casseroles can be excellent too.
I particularly love the salads. Dishes like fattoush (£3.20) are such a faff to make at home - yet Aladdin’s is a simple tour de force. Yotam Ottolenghi has some great recipes for this kind of stuff, yet this explosion of lemon, tomato, parsley and deliciously crispy pieces of pita is so perfectly balanced I’m at a loss as how to make it. A special hot pot (Aladdin Pasha £9) made from fingers of pressed lamb mince, melting into an onion, tomato and grenadine syrup sauce is another high on this visit, and the yoghurt and garlic chicken kebab (£7.50) lives up to its chargrilled looks.
Aubergine comes many ways. We umm and ahh over baby ones stuffed with peppers, garlic, olive oil and walnuts (makdous) or makmour (similar, but more dippy) and everyone’s favourite baba ghannouj (aubergine dip with yoghurt, garlic, tahini and salad) before plumping for a smoky moutabal dip (£3.20). Here, it’s served exactly as baba ghanouji, minus the salad bits. It might be our messy eating, but the table ends up covered in mint, parsley and paprika.
Dessert names and descriptions border on the pornographic; I have not read the words ‘sweet cheese (creamy look)’ (£3.50) in a situation that I would welcome my work colleagues into before. But it is what it is. A confection of sugar syrup, crushed pistachos and cream-laden cheese that’s by turns smooth and crumbly. Kenafh (£3.50) is a baklava-like shredded pastry with festive spice; a Middle Eastern mince pie oozing cinnamon, crushed nuts, and warm honey. A nutty Arabic espresso does the trick on the side.
The only disappointment is the bourak (£3.20). Having yearned all week for Ottolenghi’s ‘exploding halloumi bouraks’ depicted in Saturday’s newspaper, Aladdin’s turgid cheese tubes did not rock my boat. The cigar shape may be traditional, but frozen spring rolls sprang to mind.
Aladdin’s competition is Petra by the hospital on Upper Brook Street – another out the way spot - and Chorlton’s Turkish Delight where you can sit in the back room and order fabulous kebabs. Nectar Bistro, also in Chorlton, was a little chilly on a recent visit, but the food’s still good.
Aladdin feels like an occasion, though, and that’s probably what makes it the big guy on the Middle Eastern scene. The food is reliable, and like Mary Ellen says, you can bring your own bottle of wine to share and have a great night out for £20 a head. Sure, it could do with a refurb, but like your gran’s front room, it’s perfect just the way it is.
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Aladdin, 529 Wilmslow Road, Manchester M20 4BA. 0161 434 8558
Rating: 14.5/20
Food: 7.5/10 (Moutabal 7, cheese bourak 4, Aladdin Pasha lamb stew 9, chicken kebab 7, sweet cheese 8, shredded pastry dessert 8 fattoush 9)
Ambience: 3/5
Service: 4/5
Ruth recommends: Booking ahead and wearing your comfy eating pants.
Give a miss: Kissing your date in the car afterwards.
PLEASE NOTE: Venues are rated against the best examples of their kind: fine dining against the best fine dining, cafes against the best cafes. Following on from this the scores represent: 1-5 saw your leg off and eat it, 6-9 get a DVD, 10-11 if you must, 12-13 if you’re passing, 14-15 worth a trip, 16-17 very good, 18 exceptional, 19 pure quality, 20 perfect. More than 20, we get carried away