TAMY EMMA PEPIN (right on the picture above) and team visited Chetham's Library.
They were on a two month epic trek around the UK producing thirteen one hour programmes for French Canadian Travel Channel - Canal Évasion.
She practised it, repeating, out loud "arse, arse, arse," to the disturbed bemusement of an elderly couple who’d just entered the Reading Room.
On the look out for the unusual and the distinctive were granted, permission to film in Chetham's Library and the old college buildings.
Of course the crew being North American and were blown away by the library and the buildings. This is understandable, everybody who visits is blown away by their beauty and palpable sense of history.
The buildings date back to before Columbus arrived in the New World, to 1421.
Filming and tweeting an important book on an important table
I showed them many things inlcuding the table in the bay window in the Reading Room, a mundane if elderly object, where Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels studied – along with a whole roster of the great and good since the library was inserted in the buildings in the 1650s. Library visitors have included Daniel Defoe, Benjamin Franklin, Benjamin Disraeli, some other people called Benjamin, and Damon Albarn.
En route to the Reading Room and the table I pointed out to Tamy the first edition of the Samuel Johnson Dictionary from 1755, visible on the shelves from the stairs.
This was a ground-breaking, nine year work from the renowned eighteenth century man of letters and was in many ways the first modern dictionary. Johnson had a laugh, cheeky man, while preparing it. Some of his more curious definitions are included in the yellow box below.
As an inquisitive and very good presenter of the programmes Tamy asked to see one of the two volumes that form the dictionary. Thus with the approval of the library, the mighty tome, was released from the shelf, and so on that very important table mentioned earlier, we got to see one of the most influential books of the eighteenth century in English.
Johnson's title page
On one word we got stuck. This was ‘butt’ – referring to archery, the containment of liquid and so forth.
Tamy said: “Isn’t there another meaning for butt?”
“There is,” I said, “but not in Johnson’s dictionary.”
“So it didn’t mean 'ass' back then?”
“Butt is short for buttocks I guess, we probably need to look that word up,” I said, before adding: “In Britain we say ‘arse’ not ‘ass’.”
“Say that again,” said Tamy, for whom French is her first language of course. “Arse is it? With a long a and r?”
“That’s right,” I said.
She practised it, repeating, out loud, "arse, arse, arse." She was doing this when an elderly couple entered the Reading Room. That was a memorable look on their faces.
“Interesting," I said. "I honestly would never have guessed that I’d be standing over this famous table staring down at this famous book helping French Canadians pronounce the word ‘arse’ today."
Later Tamy tweeted: ‘Today: read the 1st English Dictionary on the table where Marx studied yet managed to talk to @JonathSchofield about arse. Mum wld be proud.”
The Tour of Uninteresting Objects can lead down unusual paths.
There’s a tour of Chetham's Library and the rest of the medieval buildings including the Baronial Hall led by Jonathan Schofield on Saturday 18 April. £10. 4.45pm. Click here to book.
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The Library
That Table
Cough: A convulsion of the lungs, vellicated by some sharp serosity.
Distiller: One who makes and sells pernicious and inflammatory spirits.
Dull: Not exhilaterating (sic); not delightful; as, to make dictionaries is dull work.
Excise: A hateful tax levied upon commodities, and adjudged not by the common judges of property, but wretches hired by those to whom excise is paid.
Far-fetch: A deep stratagem. A ludicrous word.
Jobbernowl: Loggerhead; blockhead.
Kickshaw: A dish so changed by the cookery that it can scarcely be known.
Lexicographer: A writer of dictionaries; a harmless drudge that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the signification of words.
Network: Any thing reticulated or decussated, at equal distances, with interstices between the intersections. (See how he defined 'reticulated,' below.)
Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland appears to support the people.
Pastern: The knee of a horse. (This is wrong. When Johnson was once asked how he came to make such a mistake, Boswell tells us he replied, "Ignorance, Madam, pure ignorance.")
Patron: One who countenances, supports or protects. Commonly a wretch who supports with insolence, and is paid with flattery.
Pension: An allowance made to any one without an equivalent. In England it is generally understood to mean pay given to a state hireling for treason to his country.
Politician: 1. One versed in the arts of government; one skilled in politicks. 2. A man of artifice; one of deep contrivance.
Reticulated: Made of network; formed with interstitial vacuities.
To worm: To deprive a dog of something, nobody knows what, under his tongue, which is said to prevent him, nobody knows why, from running mad.
