So, Gordo was asked to try out something for BLOKES. An idea that MEN would love as a present, for Fathers Day, rather than them cheap cufflinks, or that completely useless inward-groan inducing gadget.
Nope, we ain’t talking about a bandsaw or a cure for male pattern baldness, we are talking about the new Spruce Up Look Sharp package from Spa Satori.
IT’S A MASSAGE AND FACIAL, what’s more macho than that, eh?
To be fair, Gordo was somewhat apprehensive, but suffering a mighty hangover, loved the idea of being as far away from the account management team and in particular, the penny pinching CEO Adam Wiseberg as possible for a while, so off he skipped to Spa Satori.
The Spruce Up Look Sharp package is an hour of bliss but turned into an hour and a half as Gordo added on a couple of extras
Turns out said apprehension was quickly diminished by the gaggle of unpretentious and unintimidating lasses he was greeted with on arrival. No clinical stone faces here and full of smiles that made a chap feel at ease. This was greatly appreciated when found so far from one’s comfort zone.
The Spruce Up Look Sharp package is an hour of bliss but turned into an hour and a half as Gordo added on a couple of extras. (Don’t be dirty; Gordo is talking a manicure and pedicure). There’s a first for everything, you know, just feel sorry for the poor girl who had the pleasure of fiddling with his toes for twenty minutes.
Don’t be dirty; Gordo is talking a manicure and pedicure
But on to the main event. They worked out knots Gordo didn’t even know he had (definitely Confidential staff induced) but still managed to keep the experience relaxing enough that he conked out for a short while. Hopefully he didn’t talk in his sleep and spill any dark secrets of times gone by. At least the snores kept the girls entertained, watch out for a viral video coming soon to a Facebook near you.
Your bloke never had a manicure? You think yer Dad’s too blokey? Think again.
Take Gordo’s advice, this is one present that he will love to death. Brownie points a plenty for you, do it!