WHO needs a mortgage when you can have a manicure?

That’s the message Selfridges are sending out this Christmas, with their stock of Azature Black Diamond nail polish containing 267 carats of black diamonds, encased within a bottle topped off with a hand-made platinum sterling cap featuring 60 hand-set black diamonds for a whopping £160,000 a bottle.

WOW WEE.

Azature Black Diamond nail polish £160,000 per bottleAzature Black Diamond nail polish £160,000 per bottle

For most, nail polish is a very short lived luxury that requires precision application, the patience of a saint and the ability to let go when the chips are down. Yes, there are two things that are certain in life: death and your nail varnish chipping.

At £160,000 per bottle, you’d like to think Azature Black Diamond nail polish offers the answer to both certainties, but alas, diamonds and fancy bottle aside, it is indeed just another nail polish.

So who will be buying it? To hazard a guess, WAGs.

I’d bet my house on it.

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