Blog: surisburnbook.tumblr.com
About the blogger: Ok, so we’re meant to believe it’s Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ offspring, six-year-old Suri Cruise. At such a tender age, little Suri is a fully fledged celebrity and a stylish one at that. However, the mastermind behind this hilarious blog is actually Allie Hagan, a 25-year-old from Washington, delving into the mind of a trendy toddler.
What is it about? In Suri’s Burn Book – and in true Mean Girls style - Hollywood A-list sprogs are scrutinised, and frankly belittled by the little Queen Bee herself. Not even parents TomKat escape her (or shall we say, a Suri impersonator’s) sharp tongue. The ‘Burn Book’, an idea first brought to the forefront by Lindsay Lohan and co. in the 2004 film Mean Girls, is a platform for verbally burning your rivals. Cue Suri having a dig at fellow limelight hoggers the Jolie-Pitts, Sean Preston (son of Britney Spears) and Kingston Rossdale (son of Gwen Stefani). Being true to the fashionista within her, the blog is a scrapbook of outfits worn by these Hollywood kids which young Miss Cruise loves a good ol’ bitch about.
Why do we love it? Although these aren’t words from the horse’s mouth, the funny thing is, we can just imagine little diva Suri mentally analysing her ‘frenemies’ outfits. The tone is cutting, witty and razor-sharp. But Allie does also portray a softer side to the youngster - she even has an imagined, unrequited love affair with David and Victoria Beckham’s 7-year-old son, Cruz.
Best Posts?
Rarely do I ever feel pity for Harper Beckham — she does have everything, after all — but yesterday she had to sit beside Russell Brand for the duration of a sporting event.
I’ve spoken before about how Russell Brand smells, but it really can’t be understated. He’s like a walking reminder of the perilous consequences of smoking, bad personal hygiene, and eating onions for breakfast.
Jennifer Lopez’s daughter Emme got an invitation to the Chanel show in Paris, which is a real coup for someone who has done nothing to show that she brings anything unique to fashion.
Emme’s outfit is serviceable, I guess, even if her pinks don’t match and the Chanel logo is plastered over every piece of it. (Hello! People are supposed to recognize Chanel even without the logo!) She does seem to have her discerning look down, which is critical. At least she has that going for her.
Louis Bullock had a playdate this week with Matthew McConaughey’s daughter Vida and looked suitably bored. Vida apparently did not make much of an impression on the stoic young Louis, but she shouldn’t take that personally. Louis took like two hours to warm up to me when we met at an Oscar party last year. Me! InStyle Magazine’s ninth-best-dressed woman in the world.
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