The Confidential offices have been abuzz (ahem) with giggles after an intriguing parcel landed on our doorstep this month.
When we’ve not got on our serious hats, the sight of a 'couples vibrator' on the desk does bring out the teenager in us.
This does arouse questions: How does it work? What goes where? How does it fit in? Will it hurt?
As we understand it (and it took some understanding), the We-Vibe 4, the ‘world’s most popular couple massager’, is no laughing matter. It's more umms and ahhs.
Where vibrators are more commonly seen as a solo exercise, We-Vibe aims to ensure satisfaction for both involved in the act of copulation.
This does arouse questions: How does it work? What goes where? How does it fit in? Will it hurt? See the (most American) ad here:
According to those Wee-Vibers: 'We-Vibe 4’s compact ergonomic form fits her contours, while two powerful yet quiet motors provide intense stimulation.'
Just us that thinks the We-Vibe is starting to sound like an advert for a car?
Other features include: an advanced remote control with intensity control (a TV?), an ‘Echo Vibe’ mode that takes advantage of We-Vibe 4’s two independent motors (back to a car) and is completely enclosed in medical-grade silicone making the product waterproof for fun in more places like the shower and has an eco-friendly USB-rechargeable battery (a shower radio?).
Some may see the introduction of a mechanical device into your relationship a little off-putting, after all aren’t we all equipped with the right tools?
Dr Klein, 'Steve Jobs of sex advice'To solve any trepidation, the We-Vibe product range has the backing of leading medical sexologists and couples’ therapists.
Turns out 'Sexology', aside from being the latest Timberlake album, is a bona-fide discipline.
In fact, the We-Vibe has the support of Dr Marty Klien, who, according to a quick Google search, is the ‘Steve Jobs of sex advice’ - with the right wrist of someone who hasn't had a whole lot himself.
In the spirit of modern love and romance we’re giving this delightful device to a lucky couple to enjoy this Valentine’s Day. So you can vibe together in total harmony.
More info on the We-Vibe 4 here.