Allegedly
We are unreliably informed that for much of the past 23 years, The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu have worked as undercover Scarecrows.
It is only now, on the closing stretch of their Twenty Three Year Moratorium, that the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu are beginning to come out about this ongoing aspect of their work.
As yet, they are unable or unwilling to explain the nature of the work they have embarked upon as undercover Scarecrows. Or for that matter who their clients have been.
Supposedly their rates are competitive but not negotiable. And that if you require the services of an undercover Scarecrow you should make contact through the "unusual channels".
It is rumoured, by those that have an interest in spreading unfounded rumours, that The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu, in their capacity as undercover Scarecrows, have been sighted at various locations along the course of the River Mersey. This is from the Mersey’s source in the High Peak, Derbyshire, to where it flows into the Irish Sea, close to the radar station at Seaforth.
It is also as yet unknown if this aspect of their work will be featured in Liverpool: Welcome to the Dark Ages, between the 23rd and 25th of August.
"For further information contact Dead Perch Media via the outernet," it says here.
