WITH modern life being such a complicated minefield of dos and don'ts, everyone needs a bit of assistance in avoiding the pitfalls and pratfalls that besiege us every time we get out of bed.
You need to make yourself look as rough as possible; backcomb your hair to make it look like you’ve been lying in bed all day, wipe off any make up you’ve put on and hold your face over a boiling kettle to give that red, clammy look.
Especially if said tips are accompanied by pictures of saucy retro glamour girls. If you’re going to read about someone’s trials and tribulations, bonding with them through the internet ether about your own similar faux-pas, then at least you can do it with a bit of burlesque panache.
Ever tried on an overpriced dress in a swanky changing room only for the latest designer number to become more second skin than snakeskin? Scarlett will let you know what needs to be done and, trust me, she’s learnt through painful experience.
Ever bought a drink before a concert only to realise it won’t be allowed inside? Scarlett shows you how to cope with this dilemma whilst simultaneously creating a sexy urine-stain effect on her jeans. Surely we’ve all been there?
Why We Love It?
Don’t feel down-hearted when you’ve done something monumentally idiotic or downright embarrassing. Join the club. When you read Scarlett’s blog you will feel a sense of recognition unless you are the world’s most perfect human being. In which case, this blog probably isn’t for you.
Best Posts:
Scarlett on the joys of Pancake Day/Mardi Gras: I mean who wants to wear feathers and dance around your handbag for 48 hours… before possibly ending up in bed with a sexy stranger, when you can spend the next two weeks scraping burnt batter off your kitchen ceiling? Not me.
Scarlett on creating the right impression if your boss is planning to visit you on your sickbed: Secondly you need to make yourself look as rough as possible; backcomb your hair to make it look like you’ve been lying in bed all day, wipe off any make up you’ve put on and hold your face over a boiling kettle to give that red, clammy look, (disclaimer: use common sense and don’t scald your face – although third degree burns might work well in this situation.)
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